![]() ![]() Where my pervs at?” Gratuitous Mask-Hug PornĪccording to PornHub Insights Division, the top search terms for the first half of 2020 are “handshake”, “browsing retail,” “unmasked”, “paycheck” and “lunch at a pub.” At press time, Ficus was spotted in his office with a belt around his neck while watching a video of a Laguna Beach restaurant reopening after a renovation in early 2019. Just video after video of friends satisfying their deep need for human contact hugging while fully clothed.” Malcot continued, “…the world is turning to shit. “We have spent years accumulating the raunchiest material on the internet and it is all for nothing because now our highest numbers are for the hugging videos. Gillian Malcolot, PornHub’s Executive VP in charge of Procurement is beyond frustrated. Real freaky stuff!” Some freaks gettin freaky, 2020 style “Now we’re seeing new categories that we never had before like ‘dinner party.’ The videos are nothing more than 3 or more clothed couples enjoying a meal at one of their homes. Ficus, head of PornHub’s Insights division “…the world’s kinks are only getting weirder.” In years past the top search terms on PornHub were terms like Amateur, Alien, ASMR and Apex Legends… “you know, normal shit,” said Ficus. ![]() MONTREAL – On Wednesday, the internet pornographic sharing service PornHub made public its statistical data for the first half of 2020 and the results are intriguing. In fact, PornHub Insights is largely a marketing tool that summons the wonder of quantification to promote the video streaming service through social media. PornHub Insights “…the world’s kinks are only getting weirder.” ![]()
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